This is my annual call to my nephew on NYE:

Me: Where you going tonight?

Nephew: Going to a friend’s house.

Me: Are you driving? It’s dangerous to drive tonight.

Nephew: We’re going to Uber it.

Me: Even Uber drivers can get into accidents. Plus, its the other people on the road too that can cause accidents.

Nephew: I know.

Me:Well, don’t do any drugs or anything.

Nephew: I don’t.

Me: And be careful drinking, you know your mom is well-known.

Nephew: I know.

Me: Well, I mean it; make sure to be safe.

Nephew: I will.

Me: Ok, well, have fun!