This is my annual call to my nephew on NYE:
Me: Where you going tonight?
Nephew: Going to a friend’s house.
Me: Are you driving? It’s dangerous to drive tonight.
Nephew: We’re going to Uber it.
Me: Even Uber drivers can get into accidents. Plus, its the other people on the road too that can cause accidents.
Nephew: I know.
Me:Well, don’t do any drugs or anything.
Nephew: I don’t.
Me: And be careful drinking, you know your mom is well-known.
Nephew: I know.
Me: Well, I mean it; make sure to be safe.
Nephew: I will.
Me: Ok, well, have fun!