Monthly Archives: October 2019

Wait, I Got It!

Add to my warehouse flat 4 washers and 4 dryers- I think that would make life 100% amazing. So that’s… just a kitchen that has an en suite bathroom and closet…. a Murphy bed that could fold up next to … Continue reading

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Forget The Roomba

I think I’d prefer a Zamboni to go around the area of my house and clean it all day… and it could work much like a crockpot so that when I’m ready to come home from work, it’s spotless.

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Who Could Live In A NYC Studio?

I could. Instead of buying a home with an open concept, I’ve decided I just need a Flashdance sort of warehouse- that has a kitchen with an en suite bathroom/closet and Murphy bed.

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Conveyor Belt

Honestly, I should invest in a conveyor belt to be put around the circumference of my kitchen- because all I do is cook, clean, sweep and repeat.

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No matter how wealthy you are… how tall or short…. fat or thin…. whether you have a home with 20 bathrooms or are homeless… we all have one thing in common. …Nobody, not even an NBA player, could throw an … Continue reading

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I’m Sorry

When I was younger, my sister and I tried to clean up our friends’ house by stuffing all the dirty clothes in the closet. One couldn’t see the floor before we cleaned up. The entire house was in major disarray. … Continue reading

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Got My Wings

The other day while shmying around on FB, I came across my friend’s photo of her new baby. While all commented of course on how adorable he is, and he is very cute, I was all consumed with one thought: … Continue reading

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Holy Shit!

This evening at the house of worship, my child performed in a lovely hip hop routine to Ke’Sha’s “Tik Tok.” She did a fabulous job from what I could see between the two bricks in the front row and I … Continue reading

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Marilyn Monroe

I love AOL’s front page of actresses who have channeled Marilyn. If they had those capabilities of channeling, then couldn’t they channel more movie “breaks” during their careers?

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Top 20

I walk to work. That means, no time to listen to the radio. But I do enjoy the rare occassion that I could listen to my itunes with all my cool music. That is, before my children had figured out … Continue reading

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