The other day my eldest, aka The Princess and the Pea, had an ear ache. Now, when she gets fluid in her ears, the world will shut down- despite it not being a full fledged ear infection.

So, in order to prove to her that she was fine, I took her to the new clinic. Correction: I took both she and her sister.

Upon entering, my middle child saw the masks provided if one has a fever, and grabbed 3. Next, she proceeded to put all 3 on her face… for good measure. While waiting, she decided to shower in the Purell pumps.

The worst part is when we went back to the room and waited for the doctor because that’s where she helped herself to the gloves.

Wearing only the masks at this point, the doctor walks in.

When he goes to shake our hands, I immediately glanced at my daughter in her mask and prayed. Unfortunately, when he did indeed to go shake her hand, she hesitated and then offered him her finger tips.