I’m finally finishing up the last two seasons of OITNB. I took a break for awhile when I discovered Israeli TV. Anyhow, while binging the last 16 episodes, I find myself talking with that heavy, Boston accent that Madison speaks.

Now, the way I see it I have two solutions for getting rid of this wicked accent: I could go back to being Cookie Lyons in just two episodes of Empire (simultaneously offending everyone within earshot) or I could rewatch House of Cards- (pre Me-too movement…or was it Me-me since Kevin Spacey made a move on a younger man) and subtly revert to my Georgia-drawl.

Eitha way, I godda stap tacking like som wicked dark.