Gasp when I see a dead (anything) on the road
Scroll through FB while my kids are next to me
Sleep through the night
Come up with a lunch and snacks they’ll eat at school
Help with French homework
Watch TV (see second reason)
Text freely
Sleep under my blankets
Wear flannel pjs
Walk for exercise
Get the mail (without being tracked)
Fart, shower, groom or dress in private
Eat mango or avocado (my kids will want it)
Use my own bathroom sink
Listen to my own radio stations
Sleep alone
Use my own hairbrush
Argue/Comment back
Dream
Chew and breathe near my children
Swallow
Over/Under cook scrambled eggs/bagels/toast
Skip Hebrew School