“Things I Can No Longer Do” For $1000

Gasp when I see a dead (anything) on the road

Scroll through FB while my kids are next to me

Sleep through the night

Come up with a lunch and snacks they’ll eat at school

Help with French homework

Watch TV (see second reason)

Text freely

Sleep under my blankets

Wear flannel pjs

Walk for exercise

Get the mail (without being tracked)

Fart, shower, groom or dress in private

Eat mango or avocado (my kids will want it)

Use my own bathroom sink

Listen to my own radio stations

Sleep alone

Use my own hairbrush

Argue/Comment back

Dream

Chew and breathe near my children

Swallow

Over/Under cook scrambled eggs/bagels/toast

Skip Hebrew School

 

 

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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