Monthly Archives: September 2019

1…2…..3……6 Helicopters

I wanted to take my kids to the lake not too far away, but my middle was nervous x10. So, instead, I took them to a nearby farm to pick pumpkins and walk around. Immediately upon entering the farm, we … Continue reading

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$320 Co-Pay

Days later, when my child with ear fluid and my OCD child weren’t feeling great, I took them back to the same clinic. When my eldest was cleared with her ear still having fluid but no infection (nor antibiotics) the … Continue reading

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OCD2

The other day my eldest, aka The Princess and the Pea, had an ear ache. Now, when she gets fluid in her ears, the world will shut down- despite it not being a full fledged ear infection. So, in order … Continue reading

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Fucking Fish

Tonight begins the holiday of Rosh HaShana- essentially, our fate will be sealed in 10 days as to who will live or who will die by fire. Who will live or who will die by water…. etc. etc. etc. However, … Continue reading

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YOU HAVE A FATHER!!

Friday evening, my eldest complained the her ear was hurting. Normally I’d just treat it with Tylenol but the outside was red. An hour later, after the doctor said it was just fluid, she felt worse than before. Saturday morning, she woke … Continue reading

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Big Brave Balls

This evening’s back to school car situation looked more like a 1984 High Holiday scene- cars were everywhere. Literally, there were cars parked over a mile away and there was no way I would be able to navigate the maze my … Continue reading

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Welcome BACK

This evening I had my children’s back to school night at my former middle school. Since graduating over 30 years ago, the school has been renovated and is 90% different. One of the major differences is that it is now … Continue reading

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Badison

I’m finally finishing up the last two seasons of OITNB. I took a break for awhile when I discovered Israeli TV. Anyhow, while binging the last 16 episodes, I find myself talking with that heavy, Boston accent that Madison speaks. … Continue reading

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Things Randomly Purchased At The Pharmacy

*(keep in mind, I went in for toothpaste) Deodorant Chips Tylenol Lipstick Magazine Baby wipes Facial cleanser Rubber bands Sunglasses

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Mosad 101

I’ve watched so many different Israeli dramas that I feel I could be an honorary secret agent. For example, the other day I wanted to make a return two towns over. My middle child was pretty passionate in her feelings … Continue reading

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