We finally got neighbors- 5 kids! However, here’s what we know:

They just moved back to this continent after many years.

The oldest two mow the lawn several times per week.

Mom has never been seen.

Father has never been seen.

Youngest three are cared for by the two eldest.

The only time we see them outside, the eldest is if the eldest is outside.

So here’s my concern: am I going to be watching a Dateline in a few years entitled: Spine-Chilling in Suburbia?