My sister called me on her way home from the mountains and asked about the kids. When specifically asking about my middle child- currently getting her PhD in psychology, she mentioned how maybe she would like to go to a theater overnight camp.

Sister: What about Spanish Woods- the theater camp? They have music and dancing, drama and they perform numerous shows; she’d love that!

Me: My child is enrolled in three different camps this summer- and will only stay home with me. I could send three different children to three different camps for the entire summer but instead, nobody goes. I would rather take her outside and create a bonfire out of dollar bills and let her sing and dance by the flying Franklins.