My daughter has to play this game when she has an onset of a panic attack- it’s called the rainbow game. Well, my version is way different and entails more creativity.

You see, while passing a cemetery, I got the idea. What we would do is check the weekly Jewish paper, and visit the family members of the recently deceased- by alphabetical order. Now, another version could be walking through a cemetery and looking for either first or last names, by alphabetical order.

To which my daughter said, “that’s pretty depressing; how about we go to a hospital and count how many babies are born by the song they play?”

Clearly, someone is reaping the effects of me waiting in the waiting rooms.