My worried child remembers everything she sees or hears. So when we passed by a house today on our typical route home she commented how it was the first time she didn’t see the Chevy Suburban in someone’s driveway.

Here’s where I put my wallet in my mouth….

Me: Wow! You have a great memory!

Kid: Yes, I always see that Black car in the driveway and its not there today.

Me: They’re probably working. I bet if we drove by her this time tomorrow, would could figure out where they are during the day.

Kid: (Silence).

Me: Maybe that’s how whoever stole our car new it would be unlocked. They probably drove by our house every day to figure out our routine.

Don’t worry- we already had an emergency therapy appointment.