The other night my son was in the shower for a long time- when I remembered I failed to put back the liquid bottle of soap. Wondering what he was doing in there the entire time since the soap was on my sink, I went into the bathroom and opened the shower door. Apparently he thought it acceptable to 1. use hubby’s 1995 bar of Irish Spring and 2. not use a washcloth.

Needless to say, its things like this that will unfortunately keep me forever on mood stabilizers.