I should use half a package of flushable wipes because those can be flushed….despite not even one of them being capable of wiping a smudge of lipstick….. I should use Scott toilet paper because it doesn’t ruin the plumbing…. never mind the fact that my labia alone wouldn’t get dry on an entire roll…. I should use Dove deodorant because its cheaper than Toms of Maine All Natural….. never mind the pit-acne from those chemicals….. and my vajean is suitable for store brand liners and tampons…..

but my girls should use Organic Cotton Tampons. Yep, sounds fair.