“What is Crest? For $56?”

I spent weeks packing my daughter for camp- making sure she had everything she needed. Crocs, jibbits, Hunter boots, Uggs, Nike AF1, Shirts, T-shirts, shorts, pants, socks (18 of them), underwear, period underwear, pajamas, rain gear, camping gear, sports gear, mouthguard, shin guards, cleats, stamps, paper, pens, pencils, erasers, batteries, fans, lights, razors, enough Nair to wipe out her Ashkenazi heritage, toothbrushes, toothbrush holder, dental floss, lip gloss, facial cleanser, shampoo, conditioner, product, combs, brushes, bathing suits….. but I forgot the toothpaste.

I was so preoccupied with how she’d remove her unwanted hair that I forgot about her oral hygiene. Equally unfortunate is the cost to ship the two tubes to Bumblefuck, USA.

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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