Monthly Archives: June 2019

FRIENDS

This evening I picked up my difficult child- the one whom I have the most difficult time getting through to. ¬†As we were nearing the house, she started to talk about her father. Kid: Daddy’s annoying. Me: Yes, he can … Continue reading

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“What is Crest? For $56?”

I spent weeks packing my daughter for camp- making sure she had everything she needed. Crocs, jibbits, Hunter boots, Uggs, Nike AF1, Shirts, T-shirts, shorts, pants, socks (18 of them), underwear, period underwear, pajamas, rain gear, camping gear, sports gear, … Continue reading

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This Little Piggy Went, “Ooooouch!”

This evening I went to get a pedicure at a place I only frequent when my feet are in poor condition. Please keep in mind that my only problem with my piggies is the lack of nail beds as I’m … Continue reading

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The Akinator

My kids LOVE this app; you think of a person and it asks only yes or no questions. Anyhow, while I was sitting in the chair as the lab technician was preparing me for drawing blood, my middle child began … Continue reading

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You’re On Speaker!

For this post, I’ll need to provide you with a bit of background info. to better understand. A few days ago, my second child started her summer program. It was a new program in a new environment. The saying, “fish … Continue reading

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Who’s Calling Please?

In general, I am not one for the landline. What I mean is, sometimes when I hear the phone ring, I let it go to voicemail because I’m just busy. Okay, not always busy, but often just preoccupied. I could … Continue reading

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Say Another Word, And I’ll Shoot

My daughter has been held up in her room for two days because she’s surfing the crimson wave. Now, its beautiful outside and she is capable of just sitting on the deck- but when Aunt Flo calls, she hibernates. Today, … Continue reading

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Ch Ch Ch Chia

All I can say is, the lanugo never fell off. That’s right, all the pediatricians, nurses, baby nurses and family members told me my monkey’s body hair would one day disappear… and what they failed to add was, “…when you … Continue reading

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Little Red Lie

Let me start off by saying, my husband told me I would not have to get undressed for an exam. In addition, he said that he would do all of the talking and simply said, “don’t worry.” That being said… … Continue reading

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I Do Know The Money Man, The Money Man, The Money Man

It’s so funny how hubby tells me that money doesn’t grow on trees. “Stop spending money on your Keto Bullshit….. No more Amazon for you,” he says. So why is it, when its 7am and I’m standing in the kitchen … Continue reading

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