With Bar/Bat Mitzvah season soon to be in full swing, I thought I would invent something wonderful for all women- it’s called the App Tie. This would be an app where one could search for actual photos per certain dress codes.

For example, casual for one may be jeans but for another it could be a black dress sans beading. Club attire for one could be jeans again for one…. and SITC- Carrie wear for another.

So… all you’d have to do is type in “what the fuck is Club Funk,” and it will show famous actors/actresses in said attire.

Or, if that fails, perhaps instead of the “chic wear” suggestion the parents of the child can put, jumpsuit, chunky heals and bangle bracelets, but regardless, I got lost somewhere after cocktail attire and red carpet.