This evening I ran to the local general store to pick up a few things- two pints of cherry tomatoes and cream cheese.

While watching the tall and robust woman running the register ring up my items, I noticed her tad small t-shirt read, “Guess what I’m not wearing.” Naturally, I was going to say bra- as she was was at least not wearing the correct size…but opted to say this instead….

Me: Underwear.

Woman: (Nasty look) Excuse me?

Me: Your shirt- it says, “Guess what you’re not wearing.”

Woman: It’s Lasik.

Me: Huh?

Woman: I’m not wearing glasses.

Me: I guess I should be wearing mine.