Monthly Archives: May 2019

Earth, Wind & Fire

It’s my wedding anniversary today so naturally I am writing to you. Earlier this evening I thought it romantic to watch my Bat Mitzvah video from over 30 years ago; yes, counting the dead people is my idea of romance. … Continue reading

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Mosad

Why is it that every time I hear a stink bug flying in my room, whether I’m in the dark or still have the lights on, my extra senses come out as I try to locate and kill said intruder? … Continue reading

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Plastic Beware

I’ve consumed so much fish in the past few weeks that I am beginning to think perhaps ┬ámy stomach contains syringes and 6-pack dividers

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App Tie

With Bar/Bat Mitzvah season soon to be in full swing, I thought I would invent something wonderful for all women- it’s called the App Tie. This would be an app where one could search for actual photos per certain dress … Continue reading

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Russian Roulette

With two fertile offspring in the house, I need to keep my pulse at all times on the Period Tracker App. No- I am not a “lawnmower,” parent… but let me explain. You see, I’m not certain my children understand … Continue reading

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Whitefish, Lox, No Bagels, Oh My!

I’m allowed to eat a lot of fat on this diet… so naturally I scanned a container of whitefish salad while food shopping and saw it was grade A Keto! Moving down the aisle I noticed the Lox… and aside … Continue reading

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Sedentary Mode

I’m starting my 5th week of Keto and let me tell you this- anyone could lose weight simply by scanning your food into the app; it is the best deterrent for eating. Allow me to explain… The diet is based … Continue reading

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“Operator, How May I Help You”

The other day I was sitting on the toilet- halfway done when I realized I needed to multi task. Sadly, with only my portable home phone in my hand, I started to see if there were any numbers saved in … Continue reading

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Gaper Delay

While surfing FB this evening for the latest and greatest, I came upon some horrific videos. By horrific, I mean, “Born Different” videos featuring numerous types of diseases and illnesses- that I didn’t even think were possible to survive. Video … Continue reading

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Old Yeller

It is 4:28 am and I have just bathed my dog, washed over 1200 sq feet of flooring (just 12 hours after the housekeeper left) and have showered myself. I woke up hearing my elderly dog slip and slide on … Continue reading

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