Monthly Archives: April 2019

B. Die In Your Sleep

I woke up to the sound of a dying battery in one of our CO2 monitors. Not knowing which one, I then had the task of searching for the exact one making the noise. That meant, I had to stand … Continue reading

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The New Bucket Challenge

The other morning I actually took a shower and got dressed to go out- after all, I am on stay-cay. I was out all day- doing errands, running around, etc. Flash-flood forward to the evening- where I am getting ready … Continue reading

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Bippity, Boppity, Boop

From the moment my offspring were able to not spit up whilst in tummy time, I’ve always used the medical terms for private parts. I’m not really sure why I chose to be so direct- it could be because once … Continue reading

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TMI

This evening while scrolling through FB Groups I came upon an article, “Too Much Pain To Tell My Husband.” Naturally my curiosity was sparked and I simply went to comments. Note: I’ve learned to skip directly to comments because that’s … Continue reading

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Shame On Me

The other day I asked hubby to exchange the shorts that I bought for our kids; they were too small. I suggested that he first take a picture of the shorts, so he can easily find them when looking for … Continue reading

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Left v. Women

Today I was talking with a colleague after I overheard him use the word, “women.” Friend: Is anyone in the women’s room? Me: I don’t think we say women’s anymore. Friend: (pointing to the Braille sign outside the bathroom) What’s … Continue reading

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Big Brother

Each morning I get on my treadmill and wog then wun- (walk/jog/run). Lately, I’ve been overheating after just a few minutes of wogging so I usually throw my top on the floor. Today, I got a little bit sidetracked when … Continue reading

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No Privacy

The other day I starting having a conversation with hubby in the kitchen- a feat in and amongst itself, and I think we were talking about gyms. It started with a discussion of me going to a gym on the … Continue reading

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Tira Miss U

Every two weeks I go for a gel manicure. When the woman hands me the basket of painted acrylic samples, I am usually very quick!! I’m pretty fast when picking paint color as well but for nails, I figure, it … Continue reading

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