The ability to…
laugh sans urinating
fart not shart
read past 9pm
use the restroom without needing both the fan and spray – just for #1
see the lone hair trying to escape my neck
walk without a bra
see anything further than 2 feet
wear underwear without a pad (#drainage)
care about shaving/waxing
eat bread or sugar
stay awake once in bed
remember what it is I wanted to say next
