Things That Go When You’re Over 40

The ability to…

laugh sans urinating

fart not shart

read past 9pm

use the restroom without needing both the fan and spray – just for #1

see the lone hair trying to escape my neck

walk without a bra

see anything further than 2 feet

wear underwear without a pad (#drainage)

care about shaving/waxing

eat bread or sugar

stay awake once in bed

remember what it is I wanted to say next

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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