For the past 10 weeks I’ve been in a step challenge with my coworkers- and for the past 10 week’s I’ve been first place. Don’t get excited- its not like we’re doing it for money. In fact, don’t get excited because I still have to use the Perfect Me app before uploading photos of myself to FB.

One would think I would have slimmed down since my GYNO  appointment fiasco, but apparently the old rule: calories in vs. calories out means nothing if you’re over 40. In fact, I think the more calories I burn the the more my metabolism laughs at me. So, from this point forth, instead of walking on my treadmill as part of the Fitbit Challenge, I will just hang around the local Urgent Care facilities- without a mask.