While going through the routine questions…. when was your last period?…any new medication?…..any concerns?….. the NP asked a few others.
NP: How often do you drink caffeine per day?
NP: Has anything changed in your medical history?
NP: Do you feel safe at home?
Me: (whisper) No
Perhaps it was because she annoyed me with her smirk when I asked her if I weighed more than 140, but apparently she didn’t think it was funny.