While going through the routine questions…. when was your last period?…any new medication?…..any concerns?….. the NP asked a few others.

NP: How often do you drink caffeine per day?

Me: Once.

NP: Has anything changed in your medical history?

Me: No.

NP: Do you feel safe at home?

Me: (whisper) No

Perhaps it was because she annoyed me with her smirk when I asked her if I weighed more than 140, but apparently she didn’t think it was funny.