The other day I mentioned to hubby that we should take the kids to a broadway show. Now, when I said this to him, I wasn’t looking for suggestions- as he presumed.

Hubby: Let me look online…. Okay, what about Book of Mormons?

Me: Yeah, polygamy sounds for the kids.

Hubby: ….Okay, how about Miss Saigon?

Me: A Geisha girl during the Vietnam War?

Hubby: How about Rent?

Me: Aids…. drugs…. homosexuality?

Hubby: Well, what do you want to see?

Me: Oh I don’t know… Aladdin?? The Lion King??? Sponge Bob????!!!