I Shit You Not

Hubby is dressed and just informed me that he will be going to prep his client. When I asked how this was possible if he doesn’t drive at night he said…

Hubby: I’m only sitting in my car- I need some peace and quiet.

Me: Don’t turn the car on.

Hubby: (maniacal  laugh) I know- don’t worry. 

Me: Why don’t you take the puppy with you?

Hubby: Because I’ve already cleaned up his shit and vomit today; I’ve had my fill.

Me: I’ll take that over walking in shit and dragging through the house.


About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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