Hubby is dressed and just informed me that he will be going to prep his client. When I asked how this was possible if he doesn’t drive at night he said…
Hubby: I’m only sitting in my car- I need some peace and quiet.
Me: Don’t turn the car on.
Hubby: (maniacal laugh) I know- don’t worry.
Me: Why don’t you take the puppy with you?
Hubby: Because I’ve already cleaned up his shit and vomit today; I’ve had my fill.
Me: I’ll take that over walking in shit and dragging through the house.