Last week my daughter had to write a sentence for one of her vocabulary words- bloated.

After thinking about it for several minutes, she said, “my sister gets bloated when she has her period.”

Realizing the repercussions, I told her to find a more appropriate sentence.

“Ok, how about this… Monica from Friends didn’t want to have sex with Chandler because she felt bloated,” she said.

“Go with the first one.”