Monthly Archives: November 2018

Closed Table

The other evening I was online trying to find a restaurant for four, this past Saturday night. I went through the suburban restaurants and found one that was new- it looked nice on their website- so I immediately booked it and created … Continue reading

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Isn’t it Enough??

The other day I was trying to reach customer service for the credit card company; I needed to have a recent purchase reviewed. When I finally made it through the automated system, I had a few more hurdles. W- (woman) … Continue reading

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Hyperbole

My daughter is learning vocabulary words this year; often she will come to me and ask me to explain what the word means. When trying to explain hyperbole, I looked up the definition. According to Websters- its an exaggeration; usually … Continue reading

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I Shit You Not

Hubby is dressed and just informed me that he will be going to prep his client. When I asked how this was possible if he doesn’t drive at night he said… Hubby: I’m only sitting in my car- I need some … Continue reading

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Double Take

The other weekend I went out to dinner with a group of friends; we ate at one of my favorite restaurants. But, as it often is the case, I arrived late- mostly because I was looking for a spot. When … Continue reading

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Pigs Flew

Hubby tells me often that we do not have a “money tree” in the backyard; that I should not be spending money left and right….willy nilly. Despite the products being for our children- their wardrobes, shoes, school supplies, personal items, … Continue reading

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Bloated

Last week my daughter had to write a sentence for one of her vocabulary words- bloated. After thinking about it for several minutes, she said, “my sister gets bloated when she has her period.” Realizing the repercussions, I told her … Continue reading

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Irony

New Nameless Puppy has multiple coats depending on the season; I’ve had him a little over a week. Yet, when I take him outside to make, I’m usually in my short sleeved jammies. If I’m lucky, I may even have … Continue reading

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“They’re Your Goddamn Kids Too”

The other morning- after I washed the floors, did two loads of laundry, made each child their own gourmet meal they would likely throw out, drove my daughter to school and walked the dogs, I went upstairs to find hubby … Continue reading

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Snap! Crackle! Fuck! Part 2

To speed this story up- I was taking a half day to take my youngest to the doctor but when I arrived home- I noticed Ms. Shit In Her Ass was limping. Naturally, since I have all the time in … Continue reading

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