Flap Once If You Hear Me.

Yes, sure… I have a distinct methane that emits from my body- and unfortunately in my line of work, I must wait until I am home before I can let it go.

So in the evenings, when my stomach is not yet ready to ride the porcelain bus, I may have more gas than usual. When that happens, I have complete control over the bedroom.

For instance… if hubby is in bed after he put the kids to bed… I will tighten the blankets around my body so no air escapes. …But if he has yet to get up to put them to sleep…that’s when the flapping begins.

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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