Random Thoughts

If supermarkets are going to start having dermatologists in one of the aisles so that it could be the “one stop shop,” I was thinking that live music could be had at doctors’ offices.

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Does anyone keep the plastic curtain atop a Kleenex box or do they rip it with the cardboard for easier access?

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Has anyone ever tossed an empty toilet paper roll while sitting on the toilet, across the room and into a can?

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What is the ratio of people who throw out their shoes upon realizing they’ve stepped in shit?

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If its raining on location, does one still answer, “it’s a beautiful day at….”

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Has anyone ever tried to make a wig out of hairbrush remains?

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Is there anyone who likes the burn when toothpaste gets on their face?

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What if all the insects and arachnoids that I’ve killed during my lifetime are there to greet me during my enter to heaven?

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Should there have been a caption during Rocky I that said, consuming raw eggs can cause salmonella.

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If the dress code for work was “naked,” would more people call out sick?

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Do waiters at The Olive Garden ever cut people off of bread and salad?

 

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mom of 3
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