When I went to the eye doctor they asked if I was ready for progressives- so instantly I was annoyed. But the worst part of the visit was when they diluted my eyes so that any visible light burned me to my core. Now, I don’t know how one drives post visit but I did have a moment or two for my pupils to reduce as I paid.
Receptionist: OK Rochelle, your copay today is $20
Me: OK, and for wearing that yellow shirt in an eye doctor’s office, you can pay me for the migraine medicine I’ll have to now get.