Holy Shart!

Last night after a rigorous day doing a reno, I showered. Afterwards, for a split moment, I pondered going commando under my nightgown- yes, I wear a nightgown. Why is this important? Because this morning while looking in my son’s room since his door was open and the dog shits in there 1000% of the time, I must have tried to fart or it just came out on its own (that’s how old I am- all pertinent info.)

Immediately I smelled shit and was looking around the room for the poop- already exploding in my head on the dumb dog. Alas, I could not find it and everywhere I walked, it stunk.

So, now I had to hose off my ass – careful not to lose any…. remains and then shower. Oh, and if you’re wondering, I did throw out my nightgown and panties- thanks GD I wore the panties!


About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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