I thought I was “woke” as the kids say today- with it for the older generation. In fact, I prided myself on my worldly knowledge…. now quite useless in comparison.

The other evening, while dining at one of the trendiest restaurants in NYC- which should tell you instantly I looked like I was coming for my shift (kitchen clean up), my gal pals were looking at the wine list. After several minutes of calculating the amount of people who would drink wine and the value of the bottle, they ordered a magnum. Now, I didn’t get to google what that was until I was on the train, but I knew instantly it was something very expensive.

For the non-drinkers out there, its the keg size version of wine.