“Say it!”

The other day I was helping in the receptionist area of my place of business, when a man came in saying he needed something from a colleague of mine.

Man: I am supposed to pick up something from someone on the fourth floor.

Me: Ok, is it Mr. Smith?

Man: No, it’s a female.

Me: Is it Mrs. Lee?

Man: No.

Me: Is it Mrs. Lyn?

Man: No.

Me: Is it Mrs. Samm?

Man: …It’s the other one.

Me: (Knowing that the only other one had a genital for a last name….) Say it.

Man: (Looking around to see if anyone was in ear sight) Mrs. Prick.

Me: Get out of here with that language!

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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