Monthly Archives: June 2018

SWATER

I’m not sure if the township workers were extra excited for this particular assignment or what, but I’m thinking that maybe they could find a different symbol to spray paint when  pinpointing pipes that need to be serviced.

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Waiting to Exhale… Part Deux

While dining out with my picky eaters as their favorite joints, I specifically order their dinners exactly as they would eat it. Noodles and butter- not where the noodles are swimming in the butter but not dry either- NO pepper, … Continue reading

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Vera Bradley

I had to go exchange something at Vera Bradley for I had a store credit… and I must say, it’s the equivalent to choosing prizes on The Wheel of Fortune. Wallets for $38, flip flops were $25 and towels were $54. … Continue reading

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“Things in Common, for $1,000”

The other evening, I was talking with my daughter who was preparing for her departure the next morning for her summer vacation. She told me how she was worried the bus ride would be really long and that she would … Continue reading

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Does Anybody Know To Read?

So I had an ultra sound script and had made my appointment for a Tuesday. I went to the office, waited with a bunch of elderly (it was 7:40 a.m.) and then was called to the back. As the technician … Continue reading

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Why Did I fill Out Those Forms??

I started a new doctor a few weeks ago. I had over 4 pages of medical information and family history to complete- and I was told to arrive with my papers 15 minutes prior to the appointment. Flash forward into … Continue reading

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Thelma and Library

A few years ago, I traveled across the ocean and left my husband in charge of one simple task: returning the 3 rented DVD’s to the local library, less than a mile away. Over and over again I reminded him, … Continue reading

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Addendum to Pet Peeves

Happy workers in Hawaiian garb at Trader Joes. Overly helpful cashiers asking if I’ve found everything, after waiting in winding lines as if they’re going to leave their command posts and help me find what I failed to find on … Continue reading

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Did You Find Everything?

I love when I go to a Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods, try to seek and find anything that looks relatively similar to the product I actually want, aimlessly roaming aisle to aisle searching for the shelf with 4 soy … Continue reading

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Pet Peeves

This evening I went to the local office supply store to purchase printer cartridges. As I waited in line, the gentleman behind the counter was doing something that annoys the bejesus out of me…. He was chewing his gum and breathing through … Continue reading

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