Shoeless Joe Jackson

Our “Jack of all trades,” land man, has no body fat, no teeth, filthy nails and shows no attempts at personal hygiene care. He wears the same two pants and torn shirt- during any season. He smokes the grass he cuts with his Swiss army knife and Marlboros, but will only drink our Deer Park bottled water. That being said… he’s telling me where I should plant things in my yard to make it look pretty?

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mom of 3
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