My kids are experiencing a whole variety of television shows while hanging with the aid. LA Law, MASH, Matlock and Judge Mathis, to name a few. However, it is one current show that I was not even aware existed, which concerns me.

(Whilst cleaning the dishes)

Son: Mom, you’ll never believe it but I first thought that Darnell was the father of Tasha’s baby but then I thought it was Tyrone since the baby kinda looked like him, but then I realized she probably didn’t sleep with any of them- that none of them are the father.”

Me: What did you just say?

Son: I think she was lying because she needed the money and lied and said one of them was the father of her baby and…..

Me: What on earth are you talking about?

Son: Lauren Lake’s Paternity Court on the CW.