Last night hubby was feeling lucky. So much so, that he entered the forbidden drawer- the premarital drawer.

As he was tucking everybody in and gave them a stern lecture that “mommy and daddy wanted alone time,” I was putting on my headphones to listen to my shows.

Unhappy with the vision of me finally alone in bed and on the iPad, he showed me the object he found.

Hubby: I found this….

Me: How old is that?

Hubby: Old. It still has batteries.

Me: Put that away!

Hubby: (turning it on)

Apparently, the three children, who by this point had been asleep in their own rooms for a change, heard the extremely loud motor said gadget, got scared from the odd sound, and ran into our bed.