Monthly Archives: April 2018

WTFAYTA

The other day I received a text from a friend, “I need a gno.” Naturally, I went to my contacts and shared the numbers of each of the gynecologists within the same practice that she could use- listed with numbers … Continue reading

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Bilakey

The other day I was in town at a doctor’s appointment. As I sat in the waiting room- I noticed that I was the youngest patient by at least 25 years. As I sat there waiting, I noticed how tardy … Continue reading

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No Prius

Last night hubby was feeling lucky. So much so, that he entered the forbidden drawer- the¬†premarital¬†drawer. As he was tucking everybody in and gave them a stern lecture that “mommy and daddy wanted alone time,” I was putting on my … Continue reading

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I Want My $2

Today as my husband was pulling into the driveway, he noticed a foreign looking man carrying out our son’s car bed. I’m not certain why he originally thought the man just entered our garage and took out our son’s car … Continue reading

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