Today we went to say goodbye to my nephew who is en route to a semester abroad in Italy.
Me: Are you all ready?
Him: I think so.
Me: Do you have your chargers?
Me: Where is your Mophie?
Him: It doesn’t work anymore.
Me: Well, you have the charging brick, right?
Him: I have it.
Me: And the headset I gave you? You must use them or you’ll get brain cancer.
Him: I know.
Me: Well, don’t go home from bars with girls there.
Me: And definitely don’t go to a girls’ place alone.
Me: Make sure you go in groups of four.
Me: I mean it; no Amanda Knox problems!
Him: I Know.
Me: Because the courts there don’t care about Americans.
Me: Don’t forget to stay safe; its a dangerous world.
Him: Anything else Aunt Rochelle?
Me: Have a good time!