I was doing an interview with a scholar of ancient civilizations the other day. I was to find out the ins and outs of her last 45 years teaching antiquity and hellenism (words I had to look up) and was to come up with a paper on her by the evening.
Unfortunately, the only notes I took were this:
Glue. Contact Solution. Table Cloth. Cake. Chips. Organic Eggs. More Butter.