Shit Storm

My elderly dog had doody stuck between her legs, caught in her fur. I meant to clean her…

Unfortunately, a few days went by and the blockage gave way- causing my dog to drag her ass along my floors. Now, I did not see the dragging, but I did hear about it later. You see, I found out the old fashioned way, by stepping in it. Wanting to vomit, I hopped to the kitchen to get a towel and tried to wipe my foot off. Then, I had the pleasure of washing the floor. It was then, that it occurred to me that there had to be more… shit stains.

Thinking like a dog, I traced every move she could have taken. I did not however, anticipate her trying to wipe her backside all the way up my carpeted stairs.

 

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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