I haven’t seen a movie in months! Last night, right as I was getting my shoes on to leave for the theater, I decided I should try to make.
I also haven’t had to shut the door since my kids have been at camp and well, my youngest doesn’t need to follow me. That being said, as I was preparing my final descent to wipe, I noticed my underpants were dirty. At first, I thought I had gotten my period so with my face in calculation mode- trying to figure out if I finished my pill pack, I took a closer look.
As my eyes focussed in on my fart stain, my middle child who had been standing there all along said, “I’ve done that once before too.”