12-Days Parody

On the eleventh day of hospice my social worker will send to me…

11 types of pain meds

10 forms to sign

9 types of “lifters”

8 pads a plenty

7 hours of aides per week

6 days of speech therapy

5 handheld urinals

4 sects of chaplains

3 boxes of surgical gloves

2 visits form a nurse

And 1 commode for my popop to pee

…If you’re curious about what will happen on the twelfth day, well, I’ll have to let you know.but I hope it doesn’t rhyme with “thunder maker.”



About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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