Things I hate about this American holiday signifying independence from Britain.
- Fireworks and the shit heads who like to light them when my kids are trying to sleep.
- Congregations of uglies.
- Going to multiple fireworks because all the sudden, hubby is a fan.
- Having to go to every festivity because I have such a patriotic spouse.
Now, I know you’re thinking, “why such a Debbie Downer?”
If I knew that, my pharmacy would not be able to remain in business.