The Fourth of July

Things I hate about this American holiday signifying independence from Britain.

  1. Fireworks and the shit heads who like to light them when my kids are trying to sleep.
  2. Crowds.
  3. Congregations of uglies.
  4. Going to multiple fireworks because all the sudden, hubby is a fan.
  5. Parades.
  6. Having to go to every festivity because I have such a patriotic spouse.
  7. Crowds.

Now, I know you’re thinking, “why such a Debbie Downer?”

If I knew that, my pharmacy would not be able to remain in business.

About Lady in Red

mom of 3
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