Monthly Archives: May 2017

When in Rome

I know the difference between a Greek salad and an iceberg wedge salad with bacon. This evening, my beloved and I dined at a local venue where we will never be going again. That aside, we sat down- inquired about … Continue reading

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The Sheriff

This evening my mother babysat while the husband and I went out to celebrate our anniversary. When we returned, the kids were trying on formal attire for this weekend’s upcoming soiree. Shocked at my kids in anything other than their … Continue reading

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Buttt

No buts! You find me any one of the 27% in love couples (I made that number up) and I’ll show you one of them is so dumb, they’re happy. Kind of like an ugly dog that is so ugly, … Continue reading

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Retraction

No, we don’t see a marriage counselor; we can’t afford one. But we do have a family therapist who is so busy with two of our offspring so every now and again we do hear reality from her in terms … Continue reading

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You Are The Apple Of My Life

I’ve mentioned before how much I love spouses’ birthday shout outs on FB- but not as much as I love reading their anniversary posts. This weekend I read three- “You are my best friend in life, and I couldn’t imagine … Continue reading

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Welcome To The Jungle

Last week I went to get waxed after months of denial. However, I was embarrassed to go to my regular woman in such conditions that I debated going to someone else for the initial job. When the woman started in … Continue reading

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Don’t Shit Where You Work

We had floors put in this week- and a few things I’d like to discuss. First, this was record time for this particular contractor since it took just 5 days to do 3 rooms but it took 10 days to … Continue reading

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Song, Song, Blue

This evening on the way home from dinner, my children asked if they could each choose a song to play on my iPhone. Due to my lingering headache, I told them to just sing the song instead. Well, I didn’t … Continue reading

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Protocol

What is the protocol for receiving an all staff email from your boss, that says, “if you have any questions, please see Steve or I?”

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Rose and Thorn

Last night after I picked up the kids and we were having dinner, my middle wanted to the “Rose and Thorn.” For those who don’t know what that is, you share your good and not so good thing of the … Continue reading

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