Monthly Archives: April 2017

Caution: Do Not Handle Machinery When Tired

The other week, I went to the salon- a 3 hour feat. Anyhow, while sitting there and zoning in and out, I noticed that it appeared as if my feet were moving. They would criss cross, uncross and back again … Continue reading

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Your Fly’s Open

Today is day 2 of my great blow out that I did for my big trip to NYC and I decided that I would dress a little nicer than usual. I thought I looked good. Since today begins a school … Continue reading

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Precedents

While I had my entire family out to dinner, we were all eating and talking about how pretty the salads were- tasty too, when I noticed a foreign hair in mine. As my eyes carefully inspected my forkful, my gaze … Continue reading

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Post Hatchery

Later that evening, after visiting the chicks, I took my kids out to eat. All but one are vegetarians and one is 99% there- no cause of their own… but my eldest does make comments. When sitting down to eat, I asked … Continue reading

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Reproductive 101

The other week I took my kids to visit a former employee who raises chicks. When we got there, we got a tour of the coop and learned all about the different colored eggs. When my employee told me he … Continue reading

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Hermes

The other day I took my daughter to the city to meet some new friends. Since this was my second time around in the same situation, I thought I knew what to expect. I did my hair, had makeup and wore jeans and a … Continue reading

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Imagine All The People

If I could be a fly on each of my children’s future therapists walls, I would imagine it would start like this: …My mother never pushed us out of her bed…. (blah, blah, blah) …. it’s all her fault.

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Texas King

Sometimes I lay in bed, late at night, wondering what my children will look like when they’re teens. And as I scan my California king sized bed, I see their sweet little faces and just imagine them with their teenage … Continue reading

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The Sad Truth

And the worst thing about taking two pregnancy tests and finding out it’s just me packing on the pounds is that I would rather find out I am too late to “change my mind” and spend the rest of my … Continue reading

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Sorry, Just Fat

For the past few months I have partaken in my children’s daily cuisine: donuts, cookies, chips and noodles. I’m not exactly sure why- other than boredom perhaps. For instance, it could be 10:45 at night and I go to let … Continue reading

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