Last night I decided to take over the remote and put on Hoarders. The filth and disgust of the two women- living like animals. One in particular, was living with a house filled with rats- literally infested with rats. Her sole concern: could she keep her 15 cans of chicken soup that could have easily been wiped.

When the shrink/cleaner said, “you don’t even have a stove- nor access to your kitchen,” the hoarder said, “you just need to drink it, not heat it.”

The best part was when the hazmat team told her that she had to bulldoze her home since it was irreparable; serves her right.

Unfortunately, the image of jumping rats and a carpet filled with mice poop caused some sleep issues for my witnessing children.