There is something that happens when people- men and women, get into their parked cars- its almost as if they’re stepping into a car filled with Carbon Monoxide- immediately tranquilizing their hand/eye coordination; I’ve never seen anything like it! No matter how busy the lot- it seems that people become inept with how their car works. Literally, minutes go by until they remember to buckle, put their keys into the ignition, turn the key, put their car in reverse…. and find the gas.

It is so annoying, that often times I’m tempted to put my car in park, forcing them to wait!