Monthly Archives: February 2017

Hoarders, Buried Alive

Last night I decided to take over the remote and put on Hoarders. The filth and disgust of the two women- living like animals. One in particular, was living with a house filled with rats- literally infested with rats. Her … Continue reading

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AMBER ALERT

Last night while laying in bed and trying to get my youngest to sleep, he told me about something he saw on TV in poppop’s apartment. “There was this boy and someone who wasn’t the boy’s family took him away and … Continue reading

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Jail House Rock

The other day my daughter was telling my grandfather’s aid about some recess troubles. She was telling her how a little girl is not being nice to her and doesn’t allow her to join in any games. She went further … Continue reading

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Kris Kross

The other day I had to take my daughter to the pediatric ophthalmologist for a scratched cornea. Once again, it was the same doctor as years prior…. and the same “photo board” hanging on the wall. So naturally, I asked … Continue reading

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Jiffy Lube

There is something that happens when people- men and women, get into their parked cars- its almost as if they’re stepping into a car filled with Carbon Monoxide- immediately tranquilizing their hand/eye coordination; I’ve never seen anything like it! No … Continue reading

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Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

While continuing the Skype with the woman in Greece, I asked for a point of reference, where she lived. “Do you live near any known attractions like…. the Colosseum?”  

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Duh

The other day I was meeting with a woman on Skype and she told me she was broadcasting from Greece. The company  she works started  was where students created a clean water filter system for people in “Kenya Nairobi”. I wrote … Continue reading

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AHHHHHHH

The other morning I was getting out of the shower- a feat in and of itself since I am frugal with the water… or soap. And when I got out, I reached for my towel- the lone towel on the … Continue reading

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Agree

There are mornings where my brain will wake up before my body and start making lists. This past morning I was trying to name all of the shampoos I used as a kid. Prell Agree Rave White Rain ** “Red … Continue reading

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In & Out

I’ve decided that instead of our family shrink having multiple sound machines and NPR playing in the background of the waiting area, that there should be two entrances. Not so much a back door for the invalid before, but an … Continue reading

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