While at the hotel that wasn’t for us, we first dined at the buffet while I was charging my phone. When we found it, there were four other tables occupied. Four out of 50+ tables with water filled at every plate.

Now, I won’t mention that my salad was $40 and my daughter’s roll was $17 – the price fix for the buffet- but I will mention the entertainment. And I’m not talking the 4 waiter’s, chefs, hostess and manager who were walking around replenishing water for the ghosts, but a lounge lizard. That’s right, a man with a Casio and mic was “LeRoy Browning” and “Margarita’villing” the 10 patrons.

The best however, was when I noticed he tried to unravel his mic cord so he could move about the room. Naturally, I told my child to look down as I waved an idle waiter and asked for the check.