Monthly Archives: January 2017

The Cupid Shuffle

The other day my daughter and I were trying to check into our hotel room- the lady at the front desk told me, “remember, the key goes in the door the way it goes into the envelope.” With a quick, … Continue reading

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redruM

Holocaust. Stabbings. Gunshots. Burglaries. Home invasions. Isis. Planes missing. …. and my ultimate favorite, murder in nearby Maven County. “What are things your children hear on the television for $500?”

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Some Salt For Your Wounds?

While calling hubby on the ride home from our NY adventure, he was telling me all the fun he was having and how easy a trip it was- just perfect. “We’re having a far different getaway experience,” he boasted. “That’s because you took the good … Continue reading

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I’ll Have A Bagel, Mentos, 2 Slices of Carrot Cake and 1/3 lb of

Since I was vacating the hotel that my daughter and I simply did not care to stay, and were now en route to crash my other daughter’s sleepover, I had to stop for a gift. At 8:30 PM on a Saturday … Continue reading

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It Could Always Be Worse

While trying to convince my child that she has a great life and so much going for her, I noticed that she just wasn’t getting it. However, when I told her at least she’s not singing in the basement of … Continue reading

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Pathetic

While at the hotel that wasn’t for us, we first dined at the buffet while I was charging my phone. When we found it, there were four other tables occupied. Four out of 50+ tables with water filled at every … Continue reading

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Hobo

This was the third time I traveled to NY with my daughter to drop her off at a sleepover, and the second time I’ve slept in their daughters’ beds. The first time this happened, I was simply ill prepared for … Continue reading

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Not Now, Navigation

The reason I prefer waze to my car’s built in navigation system is this: it could tell me to head south for 5 miles and turn right at Clueless Rd., and then completely ignores me until I panic and think … Continue reading

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Can I Get A Lifeline?

The other night I was out of town, in an area foreign to me, and I was down to 6% on my phone. Now, what you should know is that I have an extra battery source and I did have … Continue reading

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Why Don’t You Tell Me The Name Of The Movie You’d Like To See?

Just out of curiosity, does anyone else talk to Siri in that Moviefone voice? The other day I wanted to dial my friend Meg. She’s listed in my cell as both Meg and Meg Cell. I said, “Siri, call Meg.” … Continue reading

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