Monthly Archives: December 2016

Semantics

Today, I took my iPhone with the screen completely off to the local fix it shop to see if it could be glued. The foreign man at the counter took one look, and said “this can’t be glued; go to … Continue reading

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Oscar

Every time its our trash day, our trash cans are left laying down or half in the street… with food wrappers or recycled cans strewn on our yard. How could such a thing happen in such a prestigious zip code? … Continue reading

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All I Want For Christmas…

this is what was found in my mailbox, just days after the gross amount of packages arrived by the hour. I’m really curious to see if the mailman liked the tin of chocolates I gave him for Christmas.

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Got Any Crack?

I like to play the local super market games where you get stickers to win free pots and pans, or get tickets to complete a game board for free dish soap or other rewards. And one of the biggest travesties … Continue reading

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Ironic

How is it that I can scan Facebook and see all these perfect family photos- be it professionally shot or in front of their Christmas tree- kids dressed impeccably, looking jovial and proper…. And I can’t get all of my … Continue reading

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And One More

…When the housekeeper removes my soap and razor which are always on the right side of the shower and piles them on the left side- on top of hubbies.

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Pet Peeves

In no particular order: missing socks. socks not turned right side out. refrigerated fruit left out all day because the help wasn’t sure what to do with it. laundry sitting in the dryer all day when folding should be the highlight … Continue reading

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The Dog Whisperer

I just want to reiterate how unraveled I become when I hear someone barely audible right in front of me. Your run of the mill conversations generally aren’t held in libraries, courtrooms, churches or movie theaters, so why the low voice? … Continue reading

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The Herp

I had a doctor’s appointment today to have a look at the cancer growing on my tongue – according to Web MD, and the moment I sat down, the doctor asked what brought me there today. “I have HPV and … Continue reading

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Filterless

The other day the caretaker came and was donning her infamous rooster wig. Now, she doesn’t know its nicknamed that, but anyone with eyes would. So when hubby walked into the kitchen and he took one look at her, he … Continue reading

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